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Noah’s Ark

Everything I need to know,
I learned from Noah’s Ark...

ONE: Don’t miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.   

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.   

FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.   

FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground. 

SEVEN: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.   

EIGHT: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you’re stressed, float awhile.   

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting!

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