Have you laughed today?

     Here is one that has been forwarded to me by a member of our congregation. Thanks!

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and
Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the
Discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations
Afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had
No holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long
Passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and
Declared, ‘Case  dismissed!’

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the  ruling and said, ‘Your
Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have
Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews  have Passover, Yom
Kippur and Hanukkah…yet my  client and all other atheists have no such Holiday!’

The  judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, ‘Obviously your
Client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his  own
Atheist’s holiday!’

The lawyer pompously said, ‘Your  Honor, we are unaware of any such